Scores of lawyers have written serious books about the
trials they have won. I have written a humorous book about the trials I have lost, since I haven't won any yet. Since most of my clients are
unusual, I have not run out of stories regarding their ill-fated
attempts to achieve Justice. If Justice has occurred, My confused clients and I have stumbled upon it purely by chance. There are 24
separate stories, all of which are true, except where the author has
lied a little.